The Pub was full to capacity there <br />A new entertainer had Dave unaware <br />You see he was picked to sing the Canadian Anthem <br />But when he lived in Canada it had different words then <br /> <br />So his wife pointed him out <br />Dave tried to fake a new route <br />Sliding under the table to disappear <br />But the entertainer came near <br /> <br />Dave said He didn't remember the song <br />but the entertainer wanted Dave to go along <br />So he picked 'Danny Boy' for Dave to sing <br />A song with a deep Irish ring <br /> <br />Except Dave was just a puppet act <br />HIs mouth moved but the entertainer was in the back <br />His wife brought out the camera again <br />But the battery died and up she came <br /> <br />Right to the stage to asked Dave here <br />If he could change the battery gear <br />All the while He's trying to mime <br />His face turning red and starting to shine <br /> <br />So for the rest of the trip he became known <br />As 'Danny Boy' a David clone <br />But again we have to proceed <br />to finish the story with more speed<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-25th-anniversary-act-ii/
