A crafty cat crapped in the crypt. <br /> A furtive feline felony, <br /> it left its mark and then it skipped. <br /> <br />The parish priest proclaimed that he <br /> had cause to curse the cunning cat <br /> for sacrilege and blasphemy. <br /> <br />He double damned the dastard cat <br /> that crept into the crypt and crapped. <br /> The theocrat though that was that. <br /> <br />His saintly self-control had snapped. <br />The phantom feline failed to flee, <br /> the moggy met with no mishap. <br /> <br />The crafty cat quite cleverly <br />decided it would demonstrate <br /> that it could crap contentedly. <br /> <br />His contempt to communicate <br /> to parish priests. Quite powerless <br /> to declare excommunicate. <br /> <br />Unchristian cats who crap in crypts <br /> or pagan pups, which pee in pews. <br />They are exempt from his prescript. <br /> <br />All animals act as they choose <br /> they won’t refrain to please the priest <br /> impervious to his abuse. <br /> <br />Such is the nature of the beast <br /> who only do as they must do <br />. Priests do not matter in the least. <br /> <br />04 Jun.07<br /><br />ivor or ivor.e hogg<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/disrespect/
