I can sum up my life in a hundred words or less.... <br />I don't like ketchup on hotdogs...mustard and onions only <br />and that goes for burgers too.... <br />Unless forced by necessity I never drink light beer... <br />I hate coffee...it even taste like shit with whiskey in it... <br />I like whiskey...tequila....bourbon....RUM... <br />I like potato vodka...and cranberry juice... <br />I never drink Scotch...it smells like death to me... <br />I was pronounced dead one morning after... <br />Most women hate Scotch too... <br />And I love women...short and fat...tall and skinny...matters not <br />But I love my wife most of all.... <br />If I hadn't said that my life would be edited to ten words or less....<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/platitudes-from-a-bartenders-guide-to-life/
