Another name. Another hat <br />For Dodgy Dave to add to his stats <br />If you call him by his name <br />He may not respond, so let me explain <br /> <br />You see many years ago <br />David worked the graveyard shift you know <br />It was his job to set and operate 3 machines <br />He hadn't been there long and this sets the scene <br /> <br />One of the men working there <br />gave him his new name to declare <br />He called him 'Fluff' not because of his mane <br />When asked why, he couldn't explain <br />(so Fluff it became) <br /> <br />So through the plant his new name went on <br />Even when his paycheck was drawn <br />F. Harris his wage slip was marked <br />and now this tale takes on a new spark <br /> <br />It was late for David to return home from work <br />The wife was worried, maybe a little irked <br />So she called up and asked for David there <br />They didn't know who David was...It left her scared <br /> <br />So she asked to talk to the brother-in-law <br />He left her with a mind picture to draw <br />Everything was OK, he's just working overtime <br />That didn't seem like such a big crime <br /> <br />David came home and explained about Fluff <br />And after the story...that wasn't enough <br />If she ever had to call work again <br />She had to ask for Fluff....because that was his name<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-fluff/
