First you need to be unhAPPY..., <br />This is reallly too EASY. <br />Then you need to be feelin' crAPPY..., <br />This will make you quEASY. <br /> <br />Second you need to buy a rAZOR. <br />They are purchasable at most office supply stores but don't buy from WAL-MART BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL SEAL KILLERS and they have a fIST. <br />Then you need to buy a lASER. <br />They are really quite useful tools for setting up straight lines, and you want to have a neat cut as you slide the blade across your pulsing wrIST. <br /> <br />Third you need to CRY. <br />Pour out your heart empty it into the bathtub lose it in the shower because you love everyone and they do not love YOU. <br />Then you need to DIE. <br />Slice open your veins and allow the life force to drain from your pale trembling shaking quivering shimmering COUP............, <br /> <br />...., d'état......., <br /> <br />a military takeover of your LIFE <br />of your PAIN <br />of your SORROW<br /><br />DAVIDIA KARTINA<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/how-to-kill-yourself/
