When you see a cougar <br />don’t reach for you Luger. <br />She’s right to be naughty <br />when she’s over forty <br />with someone who’s under <br />her age. It’s no blunder <br />for her, she can guide him <br />beneath her and ride him, <br />and show him her whip till <br />he shoots from the hip. Will <br />young men put in limbo <br />the young chick and bimbo, <br />and choose ones who’re older <br />and badder and bolder? <br /> <br />I make no prediction, <br />but cougar addiction <br />can solve that great issue <br />young women who diss you <br />create, if you’re twenty. <br />and running on empty, <br />though once you’re maturer <br />you’ll try to procure a <br />much younger gas guzzler, <br />who’ll tell you, as hustler: <br />“Since you’re close to fifty <br />you mustn’t be thrifty.” <br />The cougar’s redundant <br />once wealth is abundant. <br /> <br /> <br />(6/18/07)<br /><br />gershon hepner<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cougar/
