Never been kissed, that was the twist, <br />She never actually told me this, <br />Geordie lass with a southern tongue, <br />Looked like she was tremendous fun, <br />But was she hell, such a mut, <br />Such a moangy get, so stuck up, <br />Picked her up at the station, <br />She grabs my hand in confrontation, <br />We walked around for a while, <br />Her pretty green eyes made me smile, <br />Time for yem, she’s just a bairn, <br />So a last ditch effort to get something, <br />Round the back of the flicks, <br />I attempted to give her a kiss, <br />But it was weird, just as I feared, <br />Never been kissed in all her years. <br /> <br />I imagined something better, <br />Something special something wetter, <br />Something sticky like summer leather <br />Something that I would always treasure, <br />I’ve got a dark alley and my lips, <br />Behind a derelict building we’ll kiss, <br />I kinda didn’t plan it, it just seemed right, <br />Good job I didn’t do it at the dead of night. <br /> <br />Well I never would calculate <br />Something I can’t fluctuate, <br />Well I never would anticipate, <br />Something I can’t contemplate either, <br />And neither will she ever lie, <br />To another guy about her sex life, <br />Girls should never lie incase there caught, <br />When you aint kissed or had intercourse.<br /><br />Gaz illionaire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/never-been-kissed-2/
