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elysabeth faslund - Our Love Is Deeper Than The Ocean...(humor) *

2014-11-07 8 Dailymotion

So...why are my feet dry? <br />Why ask what I want to see, <br />Then click the remote on <br />'Deadliest Catch'? <br />My love (read that as occupant) , <br />Are you convincing me... <br /> <br />If there was just ONE woman <br />On the jury, <br />I'd never be convicted? <br /> <br />Why ask what I was doing <br />With a screwdriver last night... <br />When your car won't start this <br />Morning? <br /> <br />Oh. Nuthin...just wire connectors <br />To the injectors, <br />Timing chain and intake <br />Manifold. <br /> <br />Lil sis had two brothers. <br />Piss me off. Go right ahead. <br />You ain't seen your transmission <br />Yet... <br /> <br />Your mechanic will...<br /><br />elysabeth faslund<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/our-love-is-deeper-than-the-ocean-humor/

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