Why go on a diet, when you... <br />Know ice cream will freezer burn. <br />If you DON'T buy the Milky Way bar... <br />That company will close down tomorrow. <br />Don't feed the chickens tonight... <br />They're stuffed with bugs anyway. <br />Why be scared of lightning strikes... <br />People live afterwards, sometimes. <br />Don't sweat the arraignment... <br />Your lawyer lies better than you. <br />Why be alarmed at sirens and lights... <br />The serial killer surrendered next door. <br />Why bother with casinos... <br />Just write a check to the Gaming Commission. <br />Don't even bother with coffee... <br />Ice cubes down your bra works just fine. <br />Read your book. Ignore the open window... <br />Your Great Dane will bury the body. <br />Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet... <br />You know your fluid pills work wonders.<br /><br />elysabeth faslund<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/give-yourself-a-break-who-else-will-humor/
