Where the sun and stars <br />will never shine <br />and it rains upon this world, <br />that's where I left my love life <br />because I'l never have a girl. <br /> <br />So what was Cupid thinking <br />on that day he lost his aim, <br />when he shot me down in Mexico <br />just for looking at the maid <br /> <br />Now I should have closed my eyes <br />and I was a fool to have ever looked, <br />but she was such a pretty girl <br />and I was such a schnook <br /> <br />So I got myself a dictionary <br />and I practiced all my lines, <br />for I was gonna sweet talk her <br />and she would soon be mine <br /> <br />And I got her in my room! <br /> <br />and I got her on my bed! , <br />I looked into her big blue eyes <br />and from my dictionary I read - <br /> <br />'Yo te quiero como un perro', <br />I whispered in her ear. <br /> <br />'You would love me like a dog? ! ' <br />she yelled for all to hear! <br /> <br />'Te amo como un esclavo, ' <br />I said so lovingly, <br /> <br />'I'l never be your love slave! ' <br />she screamed and belted me! <br /> <br />But I knew that it was over <br />and Cupid's dictionary sealed my doom, <br />when she shouted in perfect English <br /> <br />'GO CLEAN YOUR OWN FU%#@N ROOM! '<br /><br />Deleted<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/7-stupid-cupid-made-me-do-it/
