All angels have blonde hair... <br />Ever notice that? <br />My spike heels don't get caught in my earrings... <br />Only my hair. <br />Why do you want to be a blonde... <br />People don't take you seriously now. <br />The up-keep is way too expensive... <br />Rolls to the salon, $100 tip for the hairdresser. <br />For a fact, blondes are dumb... <br />E=mc2. We can explain that. Can they? <br />Blondes can get away with anything... <br />'I just totalled your BMW.' 'No problem.' <br />Blondes never get speeding tickets... <br />Only dates with the cops who caught them. <br />On a good day, blondes can't spell 'a'... <br />Bad day? We can redesign the Hubble Spacecraft. <br />On a good day, blondes 'can't' cook... <br />Bad day? Blondes won't cook. <br />Why do men prefer blondes... <br />They know they can't afford the diamonds. <br />Why do I prefer being a blonde... <br />Maybe it's the Viking blonde... <br />But it keeps everyone guessing. <br />Oh DUH!<br /><br />elysabeth faslund<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dumb-blondes-i-m-one-humor/
