David was the first name I knew you by <br />Seemed to be such a wonderful guy <br />Left inspiring messages on my poems <br />Made me feel so at-home <br /> <br />This led me to your second hat <br />Helping through my emotional combat <br />With you compassionate words <br />A bit of a Doctor I concured <br /> <br />Before I knew you even more <br />The Dodgy Dave hat was worn <br />I've yet to hear the meaning behind it <br />In due time you will admit <br /> <br />Next on your list of hats <br />And another to add to your stats <br />Is the one of the Vicar <br />They say I was mistaken by saying you were quicker <br />(But I was just trying to rhymes with liquor and vicar) <br /> <br />I should have know by your tones <br />You had a piece of God's cornerstone <br />Even sent me one of your sermons to read <br />I read it, and gave my opinion truthfully <br /> <br />After stating the fact of the vicar theocrat <br />That leads my story to the convict hat <br />Where Dodgy Dave the Vicar was put in jail <br />For having his Tele Tinkle wail <br /> <br />The jokers hat came next you see <br />Were you donned a belly dancer's suit and wig with glee <br />I hear you have many more silly stories to tell <br />About your humorous side some know so well <br /> <br />You also own a lover's hat <br />You can tell by your poetry scat <br />Such beautiful words I hear <br />For your true love you hold so dear <br /> <br />I know you wear a daddy hat <br />With so much love inside it's hard too not imagine that <br />Now we know your a bit of a star <br />For your a look-a-like for Walter Mathau <br /> <br />I'm sure you wear many more hats <br />And there are many more to add to your stats <br />OH! ...I forgot one...a musician hat...you write songs <br />So as I receive new hats...I'll pass them along<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/man-with-many-hats/
