Crossing the line, on Billboard <br />Or door, made me want my.44. <br />An arraignment, or two... <br /> <br />One Stop Shopping... <br />'These gas prices? Best have a whorehouse, too.' <br />Apply tax. Apply Today... <br />'No. I live to hassle the I.R.S.' <br />Vote For Jamolacka Jones. Charges Were Dropped... <br />'And the evidence to BRING those charges...? ' <br />All You Can Eat Buffet. Pharmacy Next Door... <br />'Now, I ask you....' <br />State Tax Commission. Vocational Rehab. Services... <br />'You're on your own with this one.' <br />Barb's Restaurant. Eat. Gas. Now... <br />'Emergency. Room. Later.' <br />Sign, with arrow pointing South, in Tampa...'Southern States'... <br />'Uh...was the Caribbean annexed while I was gone? ' <br />Beer and Tires... <br />'Due to inflation, tires cost more. Alcohol dulls pain.' <br />Bellvue Family Medical Clinic... <br />'Dysfunctional family #4...the police will bring you to the doctors now.' <br /> <br />I didn't have my.44. But I had my <br />Great Dane. They allowed her <br />Into the courtroom...despite her <br />Bloody teeth.<br /><br />elysabeth faslund<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/funny-signs-quotes-still-mine-part-2-humor/
