I couldn't get any sleep last night what with the heat <br />Since Vietnam I don't use air conditioning only a fan <br />The contrasted adjustments my body has to make <br />Therefore are not that great or greatly reduced <br />Keeping it real.... <br />I like it that way.....It allows me to tolerate more crap <br />I look at it as good training should I ever feel the need <br />To return back to the Jungle to live.... <br />My wife sleeps downstairs on extremely hot nights <br />She can't stand the heat outside of the kitchen <br />In the Winter she complains the house is cold <br />When the thermostat is set at seventy two degrees <br />But take that same setting in the middle of Summer <br />And she's all sweaty and hot.... <br />I like her 'sweaty and hot'.... <br />I must have fallen asleep about three am <br />The last thing I remember I was thinking how tired I was <br />Now here I am wide awake two hours later with a warm beer <br />And the remote control still frozen in my hands <br />Some lipstick lesbian is telling me why I should care <br />About gay marriage.... <br />I'm not sure I understand her position.... <br />I'm trying hard though to imagine.... <br />Okay, hear it is <br />I really believe that we all need to be brutally honest with each other <br />Brutal Honesty is easy....but <br />It's a lot harder to be Truthful <br />Because that requires lying.... <br />Kind of like when I told my wife it wasn't that hot__<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sleeping-nude-and-without-my-monkey/
