If I Only Had A Brain (Fun Poem but true) <br /> <br /> <br />I crawled out of bed this mourn <br />To face another day forlorned <br />Down to the kitchen I trudged <br />My first step down the stairs misjudged <br />OK....I caught myself...that's good <br />Now let's go get some food <br />I made my way to the fridge there <br />Opened it up then just stared <br />Maybe I should make coffee first <br />Before I make matters worse <br />So I find the paper filter alright <br />But putting in sugar was my plight <br />Well....so I dump that all out <br />In goes the coffee and water....thereabout <br />Most of the waters on the countertop <br />I don't know maybe I should stop <br />So I think I'll try a bowl of cereal <br />What could go wrong with that kind of meal <br />I pour the milk in the bowl <br />(no cereal yet) <br />and put the milk in the freezer....OH my soul! <br />I feel like the scarecrow in 'The Wizard of Oz' <br />I hope it's all a dream because <br />I'm singing the scarecrows refrain <br />'IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN! ' <br /> <br /> <br />26 July 2007<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-i-only-had-a-brain-fun-poem-but-true/
