'Does my insurance company get to choose which one? ' <br /> <br />1. No Smoking. <br />'These cigarette prices? I'll be through in a minute.' <br />2. Turn off engine and all electronics. <br />'Shit, there goes my pacemaker.' <br />3. Fill portable containers on the ground. <br />'As opposed to.......' <br />4. Discharge your static electricity before fueling. <br />'ok. In winter, I'll just take a cab everywhere.' <br />5. If a fire starts, do not remove nozzle. <br />'Who gets to tell NASA about the unscheduled launch? ' <br />6. Never allow children to use pump. <br />'Hell, there goes 99% of your gas business! ' <br />7. Do not leave pump unattended when pumping. <br />'Maybe the pump needs a shrink for anxiety/depression disorder.'<br /><br />elysabeth faslund<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/failure-to-follow-these-warnings-could-cause-serious-injury-or-death-part-1-humor/
