What kind of day <br />Can it possibly be <br />When you're awoken <br />At four in the morning <br />On your day off <br />By somebody peeing on you? ? ! ! <br /> <br />Now in case your mind wanders... <br />I'm not inclined that way! ! <br />And regardless... <br />I was sound asleep <br />And not even capable <br />Of saying... <br />'No thank you! ! ' <br /> <br />Now...understand... <br />I'm not naming names... <br />'Cause I wouldn't want <br />To embarass the little guy <br />(No pun intended!) <br /> <br />He's more or less forgiven... <br />More or less... <br />But he'd better not even think... <br />Of sleeping in my bed again! <br /> <br />So...I wonder... <br />What kind of day <br />Can it possibly be? ? <br /> <br />But... <br />I'm a count my blessings <br />Kind of girl! <br />And so... <br />I console myself <br />By thinking... <br />It could always be worse! <br />Thank goodness <br />He only asks for a glass of water... <br />And not prunes... <br />Before bedtime! ! <br /> <br />Dee Daffodil (HW) 31 July,2007<br /><br />Dee Daffodil<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/what-kind-of-day-can-it-be/
