He was a left handed lying liberal <br />Who wore his watch on his right wrist <br />Opposite of the norm <br />He was also an ambidextrous liar <br />Who could lie convincingly <br />from both sides of his mouth <br />even when his lips weren't moving <br />He is the lowest of the low..... <br />And if I could <br />I would take him with me when I go.... <br />How long can you hold your breath underwater?<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/phil-bart-kills-me/
