'Place your hand on the Bible, please.... <br /> <br />Do you swear to <br />Tell the Truth, <br />And nothing but <br />The Truth....? ' <br /> <br />'Well, can't say <br />'I do' <br />To that, sir. <br />Said 'I do' <br />Before. <br /> <br />That's why I'm <br />Here <br />Today.'<br /><br />elysabeth faslund<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/divorce-proceedings-part-1-humor/