Hillary Clinton never returned my call <br />Especially when affronted <br />About something as silly as her <br />Recent display of cleavage <br />I guess even though she only showed <br />A little more than most men own <br />It was done perhaps without intention? <br />And therefore had nothing to do with the comments by <br />Her very pretty and feminine opposing candidate <br />John 'The Breck Girl' Edward's wife Elisabeth <br />Claiming that her husband was more of a woman than Hillary <br />And just for an extra crushing blow <br />How about 'She looks like a man in a pantsuit' <br />Well Hillary I must in all 'honesty' (new word for Liberals) confess <br />Were I not a contented and happily married man <br />With a mortgage to pay and a loving sexy wife <br />I'd place my hands upon your tiny breast <br />And wrapping my legs around your 'tree trunk' size thighs <br />I'd hold on and ride you, you sexy thing, for dear life <br />Like a loyal and abiding 'tree hugging liberal' <br />In an attempt to save an old forest from the saw <br />But since you won't return my call <br />I guess the one thing I wanted you to know <br />It's not the size of the utter which matters..... <br />It's how much you tax the cow.... <br />P.S. <br />I don't know in some sort of sick and demented way <br />I'm guessing, I could be sexually attracted to you after all..... <br />This is America <br /> <br />2007 © T Sheridan<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-segmentation-of-hillary-clinton-s-mammary-or-a-separation-in-the-democratic-party/
