Another Tale of the Vicar Dodgy Dave <br />and how he finally caught a soul to save <br />You see he has this friend named Feathers <br />And Feathers won't be found at a sermon in any kind of weather <br /> <br />But Dodgy Dave the Vicar was up to his old tricks <br />He caught Feathers on a double quick <br />While Feathers was talking to some friends outside the church <br />The Vicar rolled his pulpit outside with a lurch <br /> <br />Handed Feathers one of the hymnal books <br />Then asked to commence without a look <br />Feathers looked around and said 'I hope no one has a camera here' <br />for capturing this milestone event was his fear <br /> <br />Well David just happened to have his Tele Tinkle camera phone <br />and a picture was captured of feathers receiving his fire and brimstone <br />Everyone said it was about time <br />that this old sod got religion in his prime <br /> <br />But the best part was yet to come <br />When the Mayor arrived late and was told what David had done <br />The Mayor said he already knew <br />He had heard it all over the car radio news <br /> <br />So there you have it another Dodgy Dave the Vicar Tale <br />On how he had a church service on such a small scale <br />Capturing his friend Feathers so all could retell <br />The Vicar's Moto 'Have Pulpit Will Travel' <br /> <br /> <br />(7 Aug 2007)<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-have-pulpit-will-travel/
