'U love someone <br /> U marry someone else. <br /> The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. <br /> And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id' <br /> - <br /> There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. <br /> There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it. <br /> - <br /> If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, <br /> If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there <br /> is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit. <br /> - <br /> Three dreams of a man: <br /> To be as handsome as his mother thinks. <br /> To be as rich as his child believes. <br /> To have as many women as his wife suspects... <br /> - <br /> Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. <br /> If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. <br /> - <br /> What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? <br /> Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and <br /> Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. <br /> - <br /> Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? <br /> Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or <br /> wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai. <br /> - <br /> The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter <br /> speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut<br /><br />Shashidhar Kumar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/generation-next-motto/
