A cadet named Hieronymous Sears <br />went to town but found nothing but queers. <br />At a weight-watch café <br />he could not even say <br />if they wiggled their fronts or their rears. <br /> <br />When his wife said that sex was still great <br />and a peaceful and wonderful state, <br />he felt really flattered <br />that his little thing mattered. <br />He was lucky, at seventy-eight. <br /> <br />A German mechanic named Fritz, <br />had checked in for a week at the Ritz. <br />Called the desk for a maid <br />though 'twas not to get laid, <br />but to squeeze all the pus from his zits. <br /> <br />He had just been installed as the Pope. <br />But next morning was caught smoking dope. <br />Since the Vatican Rules <br />state that dope is for fools, <br />he was soon hanging high from a rope. <br /> <br />There once was a chancellor named Kohl. <br />He was fat and had only one goal. <br />He ate ever'thing fried <br />and the day that he died <br />he was buried and filled up the hole. <br /> <br />At an open air concert in Greece, <br />a big flock of Canadian geese <br />in the style of wild birds <br />dropped a volley of turds. <br />The conductor got hit by a piece. <br /> <br />In the tree near the church was a nest <br />it was comfy and faced to the west. <br />Said the mischievous bird <br />a formidable turd <br />it will hit him and maybe get blessed. <br /> <br />A young callgirl who'd travelled from France <br />was attending the Hutterite Dance. <br />When she drank far too much, <br />she said 'nobody touch, <br />'you must pay for your goods in advance.'<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limericks-a-few-more/
