Butcher Named Sam <br /> <br />There once was this butcher named Sam <br />Who had a real craving for ham <br />When out on the farm <br />He'd do the pigs harm <br />When home he'd create his own Spam! <br /> <br />Modeling In New York <br /> <br />Down the road of modeling in New York <br />Came this model who loved her pork <br />When told to diet or be fired <br />She rather hastily retired <br />Unable to put down her fork! <br /> <br />Fat Cook <br /> <br />There was this Gormet Chef named Dan <br />Who kept his pork fat in a coffee can <br />Whenever preparing a major feast <br />He'd oil his cooking pans with the grease <br />Now he's wondering why he's lost his heart-healthy fans!<br /><br />Theodora (Theo) Onken<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-limerick-or-two-or-three/
