A pest annoyed me today, <br />He emailed me night and day, <br />He asked if I were single, <br />and asked, how do you do? <br /> <br />He asked all kinds of questions, <br />wanted all the details, <br />of my very private life, <br />insisted that I tell him, <br /> <br />Age, sex and location, <br />he insisted that I share, <br />along with exact sizes, <br />of my bras and underwear, <br /> <br />I politely said no, <br />refused all his requests, <br />I told him very sternly, <br />Stop this, stop being a nuisanceice, <br /> <br />he kept on poppin up, <br />he asked if I were wed, <br />by then I was quite annoyed, <br />by all the things he'd said, <br /> <br />I asked him which part of NO, <br />he didn't understand, <br />I told him I was 85, <br />and wore 6 wedding bands, <br /> <br />but all my husbands now were gone, <br />and I had all their money, <br />you want to know about, <br />their accidents now, honey? <br /> <br />I told him I farted when I walk, <br />the hair's gone from my head, <br />I keep my teeth in a jar, <br />at night I wet the bed, <br /> <br />Sometimes I wander nude down the street, <br />till somebody brings me home to sleep, <br />you wanna get together, <br />so I won't be all alone? <br /> <br />Suddenly the emails stopped <br />so I wrote him an email instead, <br />a little sign then popped up <br />that said he was offline, <br /> <br />I giggled and I guffawed, <br />I chuckled and I laughed, <br />I doubt it seriously, <br />if my stalker will come back!<br /><br />kirilee S..<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-random-stalker/
