Male members are peculiar things... <br /> <br />hard up - but never broke <br />(usually attached to a bloke) . <br /> <br />Floppy as a rag doll - frisky as a puppy <br />(but be carefull may be attached to a bastard or a yuppie) . <br /> <br />Always <br />s <br />t <br />a <br />n <br />d <br />i <br />n <br />g <br /> <br />u <br />p <br /> <br />f <br />o <br />r <br /> <br />i <br />t <br />s <br /> <br />r <br />i <br />g <br />h <br />t <br />s <br /> <br />- even when they're...in the wrong! <br /> <br />But never(never ever) <br />standing on ceremony <br /> <br />quite <br /> <br />but <br /> <br />never <br /> <br />for long.<br /><br />Dee Wright<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-male-member-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away-except-if-the-asaid-forementioned-male-member-is-attached-to-a-doctor/