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Flying Lemming - The 'Poem a Day' Project-Day 45

2014-11-07 3 Dailymotion

My alarm clock this morning woke me up late <br />Which meant that my day didn’t start great <br />The toaster, joining in the attack <br />Made all of my toast come out black <br /> <br />The kettle just seemed to do what it felt <br />The iron made my work shirt melt <br />The house alarm wouldn’t set today <br />The garage door wouldn’t move out the way <br /> <br />The car stereo wouldn’t play my CD’s <br />The traffics lights changed just as they pleased <br />The security keypad lock at work <br />Ignored my code number and just went berserk <br /> <br />When I got home the TV popped with a spark <br />And the lights all fused so I’m now in the dark <br />Everything electric has broken tonight <br />I’m surprised the computer is working alrig…<br /><br />Flying Lemming<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-poem-a-day-project-day-45/

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