A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.' <br />A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.' <br />'What can we do for you today? ' <br />'I want to send a telegram.' <br />The clerk handed the dog a note. <br />'You'll have to write it out somehow.' <br />The dog took pen in teeth and wrote, <br />'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.' <br />The clerk read what the dog had penned. <br />'One to ten words have the same fees.' <br />'There's eight words now, so you can send' <br />'Another 'bow wow' if you please.' <br /> <br />'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, ' <br />'One more would sound ridiculous.'<br /><br />Ima Ryma<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-dog-of-few-words/
