The moon is full - <br />I 'd hoped for a meal <br />but she makes me <br />stay and heel <br /> <br />She says 'No killing! <br />You better behave! <br />My Mother is coming! <br />You need to go shave! ' <br /> <br />Her Mother? Oh dear! <br />Now SHE's scary, you know <br />I'm covered in hair <br />but I've still a shadow!<br /><br />Chuck Audette<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-wife-keeps-me-on-a-short-leash/
