I’m a sexy old thing <br />well passed my prime. <br />If you have the money, <br />I have the time, <br />and that is all I have <br />I say much to my regret. <br />If you saw me naked, <br />you’d say “Oh heck! ” <br />There are times in your life <br />when you feel like a young stud. <br />The body then kicks in <br />and tell you to go play in the mud. <br />Your wrinkles are showing, <br />all left right and centre, <br />and if I go on much longer, <br />I’ll be caught up by the censor.<br /><br />David Harris<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-m-a-sexy-old-thing/
