And so, it got to Sex! <br />& we both knew <br /> <br />...what was to happen next! <br /> <br />I tremblingly <br />peeling off a pair of panties <br /> <br />only <br />to be <br />met <br />with yet <br /> <br />...another pair of panties! <br /> <br />Compelling a strange sort of <br />wierd de-ja vu? <br /> <br />You told me <br />you were cold <br />& so...wore 2. <br /> <br />Oh! My poor shivering dear! <br /> <br />I so...pitied you...your plight <br /> <br />that I manfully set about <br /> <br />warming you up <br />in the best time-honored way! <br /> <br />******* <br /> <br /> <br />This was originally a haiku entitled: <br /> <br />A KNICKERS TOO FAR! <br /> <br />Remove her knickers <br />only to find...another? <br />'I was cold! ' she said.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/in-the-best-time-honored-way/