10 awful costumes and where you never wanna wear them. <br /> <br /> <br />1. President Bush- <br /> <br /> Where-An anti-war Halloween bash <br /> <br />2. A ghost- <br /> <br /> <br /> Where-At a funeral being held on Halloween at the local graveyard <br /> <br />3. Paris Hilton- <br /> <br /> Where-A Halloween party being hosted by Mensa <br /> <br />4. Michael Jackson- <br /> <br /> Where-A daycare center's Halloween bash <br /> <br />5. Britney Spears- <br /> <br /> Where-Kevin Federline's Halloween party <br /> <br />6. The only black guy in your hood to dress up as one of the KKK. <br /> <br />7. A nudist- <br /> <br /> Where-Your uptight soon to be in-laws annual Halloween party <br /> <br />8. Hannah Montanna- <br /> <br /> Where-A secret child molester Halloween bash <br /> <br />9. Satan- <br /> <br /> Where-Your local church's Halloween holiday social <br /> <br />10. A giant pumpkin- <br /> <br /> Where-A giant pumpkin carving contest party being hosted by the <br /> local mental hospital.<br /><br />Ramona Thompson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/10-things-you-never-wanna-be-on-halloween/
