When under the affluence of inkerhol, <br />The body is inclined to fall, <br />Or react in the most amazing way. <br />So if you are down, just stay there, I’d say. <br /> <br /> <br />Though it is difficult to get home, <br />If you are drunk and all alone. <br />Hands and knees might be all you’ve got <br />But it’s not what I’d recommend a lot. <br /> <br /> <br />Folk stand on your fingers, then they curse, <br />If you trip them up that’s even worse. <br />If you bring your beer back up again, <br />Crawling through it is such a pain. <br /> <br /> <br />Your progress is greeted with a frown, <br />And the wife might kick you when you’re down. <br />She’ll definitely call you nasty names, <br />And the kids will ask why you’re playing games. <br /> <br /> <br />So if you’re feeling a tad peculiar <br />Do try and stay perpendicular.<br /><br />Irene C S ClarkHogg<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/perpendicular/
