Some lab rats in Canada’s tundra conducted a study of flaxseed and the benefits <br />Of snorting it up one’s nose through a three eights of an inch diameter hose <br />Their conclusion supported that of previous studies conducted in the sixties <br />By poets Allen Ginsberg and Charles Bukowski who preached anything goes <br />Ten cold hearted physicists figured out how warm the Earth will become <br />And based on the Quantum black-body radiation theory which they used <br />The world as Attila the Hun knew it is doomed <br />Just as the great Greek poets predicted years before that looser Al Gore <br />Next Tuesday there will be a press conference held in London’s Albert Hall <br />Government officials from seventy four countries will be in attendance <br />To hear the results of the latest studies conducted by the late John Lennon <br />As to which rock and roll icon contains more holes…. <br />It is just the latest information available in this self perpetuating question <br />As to which came first…the Vulture or the egg? <br />But of course more future studies are required to be sure <br /> <br />2007 © T Sheridan<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/peta-studies-yoko-ono-without-fur/
