“Lie not me” <br /> <br />Think again: <br /> <br />Everyone lies <br />Every day <br />Every night <br />All your life <br /> <br />How do you lie? <br /> <br />When: <br />You exaggerate <br />Brag <br />Aggrandize <br />Pontificate <br />Withhold love, affection <br />Do something you don’t want to do <br />Don’t do something you want to do <br />Pray for some-thing <br />Fake orgasm <br />Masturbate and fake orgasm (Just kidding) <br />Tell children Santa Claus and Tooth Fairy are real <br />Dress up when you want to wear sweats <br />Make excuses for being late <br />Look in the mirror and see what’s not there <br />Cheat at cards <br />Park in handicap space without permit <br />Smile when you don’t feel like it <br />Frown when you want to smile <br />Ask for senior discount before you’re a senior <br />Tell Aunt Tillie her blue hair is beautiful <br />Say “The check is in the mail” <br />Wear hat to cover your bald spot <br />Say grace when all you want to do is eat <br />Vote for the lesser of two evils <br />Mark voters pamphlet <br />Say “Officer I was only doing 55” <br />Say “The dog farted not me” <br />Play the “Blame-game” <br />Deny anything <br />Talk without listening <br />Say “That’s not my Playboy magazine” <br />Say “I never masturbate” <br />Say “I’m fine” when you’re not <br /> <br />Had enough? <br /> <br />Everyone lies!<br /><br />Ray Lucero<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/everyone-lies/
