She told me my green urine was disgustingly vulgar <br />And she found my mere mention of it to be distasteful <br />Forget about the fact that I made reference to it only <br />As a metaphor to describe the facts as they be <br />In that man can waste his time popping supplements <br />From Vitamin A tabs to caps of Zinc <br />And yet nothing is as healthy for the body <br />As what his mind ingest from a daily diet of God’s word…. <br />This is why I don’t write for the kudos <br />But I am made stronger by the dittos I receive <br />When two or more among us come together and agree<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/kudos-dittos-and-the-indifference-of-dildos/