Never date Wonder Woman <br />you will never know what she might do. <br />She could toss her golden lariat <br />and choke the truth out of you. <br /> <br />Never date Superman <br />when he asks you to take a flight with him. <br />He might dropp you <br />as he waves to the crowd below. <br /> <br />Never date Spiderman <br />on any given day. <br />He might leave dangling in his web <br />while he is called away. <br /> <br />Never date Batman <br />because you will never be alone. <br />He has always got a Robin <br />bobbing along behind. <br /> <br />Never ever date Dodgy Dave The Vicar <br />because he’ll preach all night to you <br />and just to top that <br />you’ll be chased by Vera with a rolling pin in hand. <br /> <br /> <br />22 November 2007<br /><br />David Harris<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/another-lot-of-things-you-shouldn-t-do/
