Never smoke cigarettes, <br />as they are libel to leave you <br />with a big bad cough. <br /> <br />Never eat too much <br />because you will get fat <br />in the places you did not want to. <br /> <br />Never use a mobile phone <br />as it has bad habit of talking back to you <br />when you do not want it to. <br /> <br />Never buy a car <br />without an engine in it, <br />as you won’t get very far. <br /> <br />Never buy a newspaper <br />if you want to hear good news <br />as you will never find it in there. <br /> <br />23 November 2007<br /><br />David Harris<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/and-yet-another-bunch-of-things-you-shouldn-t-do/
