I enjoy chewing gum <br />it takes my mind off cigarettes, <br />but because I have false teeth. <br />(I lost the real ones years ago) <br />Chewing gum become like chewing super glue. <br />When it sticks, boy does it stick. <br />You stand in the bathroom <br />completely and utterly gummy <br />scraping the gum of your dentures. <br />So now, my motto is <br />if you have dentures <br />suck on a hard-boiled sweet, <br />they don’t stick to your teeth.<br /><br />David Harris<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/chewing-gum-fun-poem-46/
