Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. <br />As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, 'PIG! ! ' <br />Santa immediately leans out his window and replies, 'BITCH! ! ' <br />They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.<br /><br />Edwin Drood<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bitch-a-funny-story/