Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. <br /> <br />He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now? <br /> <br />Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers. <br /> <br />Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now? <br /> <br />Boss: Wait for more. <br /> <br />Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now? <br /> <br />Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after. <br /> <br />Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.<br /><br />Edwin Drood<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sucide-bomber-a-funny-story/
