Are you ashamed of your tiny smile? <br />Does it make you embarrassed? <br />Does it limit your social life? <br />Wouldn’t you like to draw all the chicks, <br />have them eying you between the cheeks <br />in trains, wink at you in the street, <br />make a beeline for you at parties, <br />increase your confidence in the office, <br />be known as a ‘big fat swinging smile’? <br /> <br />Wouldn't your partner – though she doesn’t <br />mention it, kinda unsore point – <br />love it if you had a bigger smile? So she'd <br />feel thoroughly satisfied every night, <br />sleep better after, wake wanting more, <br />boast about you to the chicks in the office, <br />describe your smile to the other girls <br />on those girly nights, before the stripper, <br />- when she’d just smile and remember <br />your own whopper of a smile… <br /> <br />We can promise you a smile <br />that increases day by day, and <br />painlessly; that will never shrink back <br />and should see you right through <br />to that what-a-way-to-go moment <br />that you’ll remember all your death… <br /> <br />It’s called, Humour. You can get it <br />in the slower prose application, or <br />instantly effective, in verse. Act now! <br />before you lose her to Leroy Jones <br />down the road, whose big swinging smile <br />is the talk of all the chicks… <br /> <br />Smile! Send to Poemhunter <br />for a free trial – today!<br /><br />Michael Shepherd<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/smile-enlargement-free-ing-offer/
