Surprise Me!

David Kowalczyk - David Kowalczyk Vs. The Status Quo, Episode 1,546

2014-11-07 8 Dailymotion

How dare you term me <br />'reality-challenged', simply because <br />I have a Master of Arts degree, but <br />neither a credit card nor a telephone? <br /> <br /> <br />Not to mention: no automobile, no television, <br />no personal computer, no DVD player, no microwave. <br />This list goes on. What have I forgotten? <br />Oh yes. As of this month, no refrigerator. <br /> <br /> <br />In elementary school, one of my teachers <br />told my mother: 'David is a very strange child. <br />Very intelligent, but very strange.' <br /> <br /> <br />If only she could see me now.<br /><br />David Kowalczyk<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/david-kowalczyk-vs-the-status-quo-episode-1-546/

Buy Now on CodeCanyon