(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I proved that the Loch Ness monster is real. <br />But it raped me and that was a terrible ordeal. <br />The monster is ugly and as big as a whale. <br />I learned the hard way that it's a female. <br />Now the monster is pregnant and she'll have a tyke. <br />I hate to think of what my freak baby will look like. <br />Visiting Lochness is something that I regret. <br />You'd better stay as far away from there as you can get.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-loch-ness-monster-raped-me/
