Hey I Ain't Got Drunk - Yet <br /> <br />I broke most all a my New Years Resolushuns <br />Bout, swearin, and weight watchin, and the uthr ones <br />A bit ago I was doin sum thikin <br />at least I kept the one bout drinkin <br />Not that Billy Bob Noes is the braggin sort <br />(just by way of tryin to give a acurate report) <br />I feel purty bad bout the ones thet I did brake <br />but most men have some wekeness fer pete's sake <br />Well thet's bout it - kind of quiet rounds here <br />So, I don't think will hurt nuthin if I have me a beer. <br /> <br />(But thet don't meen I plan on gittin reel durnk) <br /> <br />THE END of Poem <br /> <br />Billy Bob Noes Poem Voting Rules below (kinda revised) <br />Here is the voting formula I worked out/this is not the official <br />ph rules on kind of they ain't got em. (ph is short fer poem hunter) <br />(just my idea of how you should vote if you have a mind, too) <br /> <br />If you like this poem a whole lot vote 9-10 (mostly 10 I hope) <br />If you like it some but not the very most can vote 6-8 <br />If you only think it is middlin go head vote 5 <br />If you kinda don't care for it you could vote it a 2,3, or 4 <br />(that would be kinda low though) <br />If you hate this poem then you are left with only a 1 <br />(there are no zero votes) <br />(I think a 1 vote is not called for unless you are feelin mean. <br /> <br />But last time I looked this was still a free country so you can <br />vote 1 if that is how your mind runs) <br />Thanks for voting or not. (and tell your friends if you liked <br />this poem - don't bother to tell them if you are a meen voter)<br /><br />Billy Bob Noes<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hey-i-ain-t-got-drunk-yet/
