A friend of mine <br />went for a smoke <br />a couple of days ago. <br />To get out of the wind <br />he backed behind <br />a Hawthorn bush <br />and got a thorn <br />stuck up him bum. <br />Now cigarettes all carry <br />a public health warning <br />stating they are bad for your health, <br />but I think there should <br />be another warning saying <br />it also bad for your bum. <br /> <br /> <br />23 January 2008<br /><br />David Harris<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bad-for-your-bum-fun-poem-54/
