(Dodgy Dave Tale) Plastic Flowers <br /> <br /> <br />This is another Dodgy Dave Tale that goes out <br />To all the romantics that have their doubts <br />See Dodgy states he is unromantically inclined <br />That could leave poor Vera maligned <br />(Vera his wife that this story is behind) <br /> <br />You see when your in love with a man <br />Women expect romantic gifts not just a hand <br />And Vera felt a little slighted here <br />Because it was flowers she lacked from her dear <br /> <br />So one day his wife and Dodgy Dave <br />Went out on the town not to misbehave <br />They decided to go to a Car Boot Sale <br />(Don't ask me what that is Dave knows that tale) <br /> <br />As they were walking along that day <br />Dodgy Dave came upon a plastic flower bouquet <br />Well he picked the thing up <br />And thought to himself...what luck <br />Now I have flowers to give to my gal <br />And she will think of me as her romantic pal <br /> <br />The moral of this silly story here <br />Is if you want to be unromantically clear <br />Give your loved one plastic flowers instead <br />And in return for your supper expect water and brown bread <br /> <br /> <br />28 Jan 2008<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-plastic-flowers/
