Oh Bacon <br />Oh Bacon <br />How I love you! <br />So fat <br />So salty <br />So perfectly delicious! <br />I can't imagine life without you <br />I know you'll kill me one day <br />But you're worth it! <br /> <br />Oh Mary <br />Bloody Mary <br />Don't be jealous of bacon <br />You know that <br />Deep down <br />I love you too!<br /><br />Bob and Alex Eichen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/an-ode-to-bacon/
