(Dodgy Dave Tale) 28 Day Receipt <br /> <br /> <br />I don't know about you <br />But I find this tale hard to be true <br />Dodgy Dave says it is so <br />And who am I to know <br /> <br />He states when he married his lovely wife <br />That he wanted to avoid any strife <br />So he drew up some papers to be signed <br />With a guarantee written in mind <br /> <br />I'm sure this sounds like a bluff <br />(Because he said...) <br />'If the goods aren't good enough' <br />Then he could get his money back in 28 days <br />Without any worry or delays <br /> <br />So there you have the story <br />Now you take inventory <br />Is this true about this 28 day receipt? <br />Or is Dodgy giving us another treat? <br /> <br /> <br />4 Jan 2008<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-28-day-receipt/