Another Valentines Day here on planet Earth and your sweetheart <br />expects you to buy a bigger than last year, box of chocolates for her. <br />She loves the heart shaped ones covered in silk with fake roses on the front- <br />they make her feel all warm and fuzzy inside when she opens them to reveal <br />the specially made little shapes of chocolate coated candies. Another <br />Valentines Day here on planet Earth and you bastard I know what you’re thinking; <br />The only thing bigger than last year is the size of her ass… <br /> <br />2008 © T Sheridan<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-300-pound-box-of-chocolates-in-the-room/
